Footie yob who moaned about micropenis jailed for hurling chair at fans

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A footie-loving yob who moaned about having a micropenis has been jailed for drunken hooliganism.

Clive Symonds, 31, has been banned from attending matches for six years after he caused chaos at a game last year.

It comes after he said friends laugh at his todger and call him "acorn d**k".

The hooligan, who reportedly boasts a 3 1/2in penis when erect, had been drinking for three and a half hours before a National League match between Hereford and Stockport in April last year.

Drunken Symonds picked up a chair from a beer garden and hurled it at Stockport fans.

He also launched a glass bottle, The Sun reports.

Prosecutor Omar Imajid said: "The yobbish behaviour continued after the match in the car park of the football stadium.

"A woman was injured by flying rocks thrown by the drunken fans and one of the windows of the Stockport coaches got smashed."

Symonds admitted violent disorder and was jailed for 18 months at Worcester Crown Court.

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The yob had spoken to the Sun in 2016 about his micropenis.

He said pals made fun of his manhood, calling him "acorn d**k".

And he added: "I tried to laugh it off but there’s no doubt it has affected my confidence, especially with women.

"The worst thing was getting condoms to stay on.

"Several times with one-night stands I’ve dropped my trousers and the girls have just sniggered.

"That’s the end of it for me. I’d pull up my pants and get out of there as fast as I could.

"The trouble is that once your confidence is knocked, that can affect your ability to get an erection. It was annoying because I am good in bed and a lot of women have been satisfied."

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